News! Well really, it’s old news… Cause who can give a fuck about updating this stupid site… But it’s a celebration because the new D-Mize & Dee. Rockz music video “Space Force Anthem” (a couple months old already) just broke 1000 views on YouTube, making it… well pretty much the most succesful thing that’s ever come out of the Polar Bear MC’s (hehe, I said “cum out of”) in our 15 year history.
So aside from breaking 1000 plays (and also a shit ton on Spotify and also this one Space Force Meme page on Facebook shared it and got like 30,000 plays which is fucking insane)… Why else am I bothering to update the site with this news?
Because the new D-Mize & Dee. Rockz album from which “Space Force Anthem” comes from is almost done!
That’s right motherfuckers. Our 3rd D-Mize & Dee. Rockz album, D & Dee. Tox will be out soon! We’re aiming for October. If we don’t make October, fuck it. Who cares. But I’d put like $5 on it happening. Which actually is how much we’ll be selling it for, so there you go.
If you’ve read this far you deserve a treat. I doubt there’s more than 2 of you who have read this far… But to the two of you… here’s the track list for D & Dee. Tox:
Untitled (But Still Dope As Fuck)
I’m A Killa!
D & Dee.’s Bitches
Drank Yo Drank
Like A Bitch
Space Force Anthem
Despicable D & Dee.
And maybe we’ll throw a bonus track on there or two.
So look forward to another blog post about that soon.
And don’t forget to cop our previous albums, Oh Geez and 6 Years Later.
Well first thing’s first, comedy-rap goes on the back-burner for a little bit while Jewish Dave becomes David Rosen again and finishes work on some films he’s composing the scores for (you didn’t think he was just a gansta-rapper and dope beat maker did you?). But then we do have some more shit coming your way. Here’s a list… Subject to change because who knows if any of this will get done in our life times.
D-Mize & Dee. Rockz – D & Dee. Tox – Our 3rd album. I’d bet on this coming in 2018. Then again Oh Geez took us like 6 or 7 years, but I think it’s gonna really happen sooner rather than later.
D-Mize & Dee. Rockz – In Our 40z – Our 4th album. This of course will come later but it’s gonna happen eventually. We’ll of course be in our 40s when it comes out, but that’s not that long away because we’re old fucks.
MC Randumb & Jewish Dave – Songs In The Key Of Murder 2 – Yes, there will be a sequel. Yes, it’s been in the works since back when the first one came out. Yes, Jewish Dave has started over a dozen songs for it and not received a single acknowledgement from MC Randumb of whether or not he’s even listened to them yet. But this should happen. Hopefully in the near future.
D-Mize & MC Randumb & Jewish Dave – Killa Korpse Soldiaz – The title of this one is subject to change, but this is a group album of the 3 of us, all on beats that sound like they could have been on Late 90s/Eearly 2000s No Limit albums. We’re gonna make em say uhh. A few songs are already started and they will make you want to murder and dance at the same time.
Tha Big Yummy – Mr. Tha Big Yummy’s Opus EP & It Ain’t My Baby EP – This will be two albums released at the same time. The first are the weirder, guitar based, sometimes folk-rap sometimes punk-rap songs we made, the second the more dirty south hip-hop tracks we made. I could put them all together on one release but it’s more fun to have two album covers and spread it out. Mex 2 Da Bizzo doesn’t want me to release these but it’s going to happen. The songs are all done, I just need to give it the quick remaster like I did to I Hope U Melt and do the cover for It Ain’t My Baby EP.
Jewish Dave & Friends 2 – Another compilation of some of the best stuff we’ve done in the last 10 years and maybe some unreleased tracks. I don’t know, this one might not happen haha. It’s kind of stupid.
The Polar Bear MC’s – Greatest Tits – The 24 songs or so that we made (or at least started) between 2003 to when the group stopped doing full group songs. They all exist in various levels of completeness. Most likely I’ll have to stop waiting on the dream of doing one more full group song and having everyone finish off their unfinished verses (especially Q’s on “Slippin’ On Ya Pimpin”), and just touch things up myself and remaster it all. But I’m sure I’ll release it all at some point. Maybe.
Jewish Dave’s Surprise Solo Album – This may or may not ever happen. For the longest time he had no interest in ever putting out a comedy-rap album without other members of The Polar Bear MC’s but he has a concept for a solo album that’s not just a bunch of silly, dumb rap songs. Will he ever actually make it? Who knows. But if he does it’ll be pretty great. Again, maybe.
That’s the future. The present’s now. So buy our current albums including the I Hope U Melt 15 Year Anniversary Edition, Oh Geez and Songs In The Key Of Murder. Do it! Cop that chicken sandwich motherfucker!
Oh and seriously… Leave a fucking review on I Hope U Melt 15 Year Anniversary Edition on iTunes or CD Baby. Just do it. Stop being a dick. Do it. We don’t care what the review says. Just leave one. We love you.
An Oral History of The Polar Bear MC’s aka Tha Killa Korpse Gangstaz
By Henry Johnson
Fifteen years is a long time for anything to last. A friendship, a job, love, most dog breeds… And it’s no different in the world of music. Some of the most famous, world renowned bands never made it close to fifteen years.
The Polar Bear MC’s aka Tha Killa Korpse Gangstaz (Jewish Dave, MC Randumb, D-Mize, Q, Mex 2 Da Bizzo, Rock & Roll Billy and Rubbz), an infamous Las Vegas based comedy-rap group didn’t either. Well, they sort of did if you count all of the many offshoots of the group that still live on… The group as a whole though only lasted a few years. But it was a wild few years, and it all started 15 years ago on September 22nd, 2002. Well, that’s not true actually… It all started on October 31st, 2001, but it seemed more appropriate to do this now, since it was the release date of their debut album, “I Hope U Melt” and their first live performance at the now defunct Maryland Parkway college bar The Rock (you’ll notice a trend of closed venues as the story continues).
Welp. Today is the 14 year anniversary of the first Killa Korpse Gangstaz aka Tha Polar Bear MC’s concert at The Rock on Maryland Parkway. It’s also the anniversary of the release of our debut album I Hope U Melt and the day Mystah Korpse told us he would no longer be making songs with us and was going his separate way, effectively killing the name Killa Korpse Gangstaz on the day our album came out, and the reason we had to become known as the Killa Korpse Gangstaz AKA Tha Polar Bear MCs on every fucking flyer (so people would know us as the Polar Bear MC’s that we are, but still be able to keep an eye out for our album, which had the name Killa Korpse Gangstaz on it). It’s also 14 years since we were offered two more shows at two other venues (Cafe Capri – RIP and Club Utopia – RIP) based off that first show which we had planned as a one time thing, and figured “fuck it” and kept it going for years to come…
FA-COCK-TA‘s second album is finally here! After 8 long years, everybody’s favorite rappin’ jews are back with a full album (well… 6 songs) of hilarious, ridiculous, yiddishy rap hits. The album is called U Tuchus 4 Granted because none of you motherfuckers bought our last album Loxstarz. Well some of you did… And if you loved Loxstarz, you’ll love it! Your bubby will love it too! Your Rabbi will… probably not love it! But get that album, leave us a review wherever you buy it, and bump that shit on every high holiday (and every shabbat in between)!
Right on the heels of D-Mize & Dee. Rockz’s 8 year hiatus (they just released their second album, Oh Geez!), FA-COCK-TA has finally made the time to come up with a new album! Well, a 6 song EP at least. While their full length follow-up to Loxstarz called U Tuchus 4 Granted may take another 8 years or so, 6 songs is better than none! And you can listen to the first song off the album RIGHT NOW! Check it out Bubbelahs!!! Here is “Breathe (The Tu B’Shevat Song)” just in time for the Jewish Holiday of Tu B’Shevat… a Holiday that celebrates trees!
It only took them about 13 years to finally make a music video, but now that D-Mize & Dee. Rockz are back with a 2nd album (itself 8 years in the making), they decided to spend an afternoon making a video for the title track! Check it out, and then if you haven’t yet, go cop that album… Now on iTunes! And leave a review! And leave a review on the video too on Youtube! And share the video! And share the album! Don’t share the MP3s of the album, because we want people to buy it! Share the link to buy it! And share the video! And leave reviews on both! OH GEEZ!
That’s right! As promised (not that we didn’t break that promise year after year for the last 8 years), the 2nd album from the world-famous hardcore gangsta comedy-rap group D-Mize & Dee. Rockz is here! Oh Geez! features 17 tracks of the hardest core motherfuckin gangsta rap songs you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life. The gangsta songs are super gangsta… And the songs about fucking will make you blush so hard that your brain melts out of your butt. The album is currently available on CD Baby and we’ll update the D-Mize & Dee. Rockz section of this website once we have links to it on iTunes and all the other major digital music stores too.
It’s hard to believe… But Oh Geez! – the second album by D-Mize & Dee. Rockz will be available starting January 1st, 2016… Only 8 years in the making… Even harder to believe, Jewish Dave is finally going to make this site happen… Get ready.
BTW, see that featured image up there that’s cropped off? That’s the album cover… But WordPress is being a real motherfucker right now and I can’t figure out how to make it not crop it. SUUUUUUURE I could always go into Photoshop and insert the album cover into a wider, less tall background so it fits in there, but fuck that shit. Instead, here’s the cover again for your viewing pleasure. Goddammit I’m sick of all of this website shit. I love you though.