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“Oh Geez!” – The Music Video!

It only took them about 13 years to finally make a music video, but now that D-Mize & Dee. Rockz are back with a 2nd album (itself 8 years in the making), they decided to spend an afternoon making a video for the title track! Check it out, and then if you haven’t yet, go cop that album… Now on iTunes! And leave a review! And leave a review on the video too on Youtube! And share the video! And share the album! Don’t share the MP3s of the album, because we want people to buy it! Share the link to buy it! And share the video! And leave reviews on both! OH GEEZ!

Oh Geez! is Here!

That’s right! As promised (not that we didn’t break that promise year after year for the last 8 years), the 2nd album from the world-famous hardcore gangsta comedy-rap group D-Mize & Dee. Rockz is here! Oh Geez! features 17 tracks of the hardest core motherfuckin gangsta rap songs you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life. The gangsta songs are super gangsta… And the songs about fucking will make you blush so hard that your brain melts out of your butt. The album is currently available on CD Baby and we’ll update the D-Mize & Dee. Rockz section of this website once we have links to it on iTunes and all the other major digital music stores too.

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Oh Geez! Coming January 1st, 2016

It’s hard to believe… But Oh Geez! – the second album by D-Mize & Dee. Rockz will be available starting January 1st, 2016… Only 8 years in the making… Even harder to believe, Jewish Dave is finally going to make this site happen… Get ready.

BTW, see that featured image up there that’s cropped off? That’s the album cover… But WordPress is being a real motherfucker right now and I can’t figure out how to make it not crop it. SUUUUUUURE I could always go into Photoshop and insert the album cover into a wider, less tall background so it fits in there, but fuck that shit. Instead, here’s the cover again for your viewing pleasure. Goddammit I’m sick of all of this website shit. I love you though.

New Website

This is a totally new, ground-up, remodel of this website. Jewish Dave has put it on the back-burner for nearly a decade. As soon as D-Mize & Dee. Rockz new album, Oh Geez! comes out on January 1st, 2016… It will probably go on the back-burner for another decade. Unless MC Randumb & Jewish Dave or FA-COCK-TA really make a new album soon. Then again maybe he’ll update it when we finally release the unreleased Tha Big Yummy album or the 2-disc special edition of the debut I Hope U Melt from The Killa Korpse Gangstaz aka Tha Polar Bear MC’s… Do you guys see what I just did there? I mentioned all of the groups in one blog post. I’m a motherfuckin Search Engine Optimization Guru. Suck it, Yoast. God this is hard… I’m already tired. Can I stop now? I’m gonna stop now… Bye.